I would literally end someone's life to obtain this shirt
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
The end of a legacy...
Friends, this will be my last post. This year has been extremely enjoyable and I hope you all have found pleasure in all of my posts. As you can see I am deeply in love with this man, he is an absolute legend... to the fullest extent of the word. As my senior year wraps up, I will continue to worship this man, for he alone sets my soul on fire.
Strength that a mere mortal man could not begin to control...
The unparalleled strength possessed by the iceman could never be handled by a mortal man. The ridiculous muscle mass atop the Oak's frame would crush any other man's frame. The fact that Arnold can hold this amount of weight is one of his greatest acheivments any demi-god or above can acheive.
Speechless... simply speechless
The tragic mistake and tragic ending of messing with the God himself
In recent news, Arnold's long time and supposedly loyal wife, Marie Shriver has been recently accused of cheating on the iceman. Not only did she accept to bare his blessed children inside of her mere mortal womb, but they were together in wed-lock for over two decades. This raises another question, with such a stallion at her disposal, why would she need another form of sexual release? The disgrace of a human who had sex with Arnold's wife should be in complete and utter ruins. If the legend decides to take action then the end will come swiftly for this mentally ill individual and he will rew the day he laid his lesser hands on Arnold's bride.
This ice cream cones doom is vividly remiscent of the end awaiting the cheating skum
Defying the Gods...
Little known to many of his followers and supporters, the Austrian Oak aka the Iceman was born with a heart valve condition. For the vast majority of his bodybuilding career, he trained, sweat, cried, begged with basically half a heart. From his humble beginnings in Austria and his heart issues, he still managed to transcend to the greatest heights of any human being, ever.
Arnold mocking his heart valve...
Trouble and Turmoil...
Arnold's mother passed away due to a heart attack in late 1998. The death took a tremendous toll on Arnold, but as usual he persevered. Her death is closely intertwined to Arnold's heart valve issues so couple those with his magnificant frame and having to carry around that ridiculous weight might manifest itself physically someday.
Beautiful in its most elegant form
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
A Man who doesn't know the meaning of Pain...
Putting aside his daily shredding of his muscles, his daily war with the weights, one must consider the definition of pain. Think about having 405 pounds on your back and having to stand up. Try and comprehend the definition of agony that ensues. Now, imagine attempting to do this bare-foot in order to engage your muscles to the fullest extent. That my friends, is what seperates Arnold from the weak.
What is pain...?
Lessons the Legend has Taught Me...
1. I have learned that Arnold has acted as a bridge between Austria and the United States due to his high-ranking political affiliations
2. I learned that with my adoption of arnieiszeTERMINATOR to blogger.com, it may well become a multi-million dollar entity
3. I have learned numerous new weight lifting exercises that Arnold created and/or perfected
4. I discovered my inner love for Arnold and have found many new admirable bodybuilders such as Kai Greene
5. After this quarter, I will no longer continue blogging, although I will continue to follow the sport's top competitors
2. I learned that with my adoption of arnieiszeTERMINATOR to blogger.com, it may well become a multi-million dollar entity
3. I have learned numerous new weight lifting exercises that Arnold created and/or perfected
4. I discovered my inner love for Arnold and have found many new admirable bodybuilders such as Kai Greene
5. After this quarter, I will no longer continue blogging, although I will continue to follow the sport's top competitors
Arnold shown here, squatting 315 pounds like it's a feather
Men will try... Men will fail
With the historic Mr. Olympia competition rapidly approaching, the reigning title holder (Jay Cutler) and the other world leaders in the sport of bodybuilding are in the final months of preparation. The competition will be held the weekend of September 15-18th in Las Vegas, Nevada. American born, reigning king Jay Cutler will attempt to capture his 4th crown in the last 6 years, trying to become only the 5th competitor to ever win more than 3. This year's competition is being described as one of the most highly anticipated in the history of the legendary event. Fan-favorite Kai Greene, who has yet to claim his first crown is in peak form and will be Cutler's biggest threat on the stage. Cutler, who stands a mere 5'9" tall, competes at a weight of 274 pounds. Kai Greene, who recently won the 2010 Arnold Classic stands 5'8" tall and weighs in at a shredded 260 pounds. Both pale in comparison to the legend who is Arnold who competed at 6'2" and god-like physique weighing 250 pounds. Nevertheless, Arnold will be attending the event which he made worldly famous and has be recorded as saying he will be rooting against Cutler because he wants Kai to claim his first title. Personally I completely agree, not only is Kai's physique more impressive than Cutler's, but he is still up and coming in this sport. As always, haters, who are more jealous rather than filled with legitimate loathing are spreading rumors about steroid use and “fake and unnatural bodies”. I will make a few comments regarding these ridiculous accusations. Now, it is well documented that these men use steroids, but to claim that their bodies are unnatural is quite frankly ignorant to the fullest extent of the word. These men, starting with the Austrian God, Arnold, began living in the weight room. There is no doubt that if steroids were to be banned, the competitors would be more “clean and natural” but the competition would lose most, if not all, of its charisma. Now, back to my previous point regarding these men living the weight room, they pour every single ounce of energy they have into every repetition, every set, every day 5 or 6 days a week. They have studied technique, unique exercises, many of which Arnold created before they ever knew what a weight was, and watch their diet to nearly scientific levels. Why you ask, why do these men do this to their bodies? Why do they impose health hazards onto themselves they will without a doubt experience later in life? Why do they tear their muscles to shreds on a daily basis? Because it gives them meaning, it typifies them as human beings. Arnold created this majestic lifestyle years ago and his successful predecessors have attempted to embody his methods, not on his level, but certainly more than the average man. So as Mr. Olympia 2011 approaches and men in Arnold’s footsteps attempt to capture this elusive glory, I ask you to think back to the man who started it all, the man who created the modern bodybuilder, Arnold “the iceman” Schwarzenegger.
Jay Cutler, Mr. Olympia 2010
Jay Cutler, Mr. Olympia 2010
Kai Greene, holding the trophy after the 2010 Arnold Classic
Friday, February 11, 2011
The Man he Would've Live Vicariously Through if he Hadn't Already Experienced Everything There is to Experience in This World...
Growing up as a young boy in Austria, Arnold had big dreams, was ambitious, and had a heart of stone. The one man whom he idolized since his youth passed away just last year. Fess Parker, a respected American actor was the Iceman's only true idol. I find it somewhat odd that he did not idolize bodybuilders, but he is a man of mysteries to us all...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Legendary Fess Parker
The Woman who had a God in her Womb...
Aurelia Jadrny was blessed to have Arnold the iceman in her womb for 9 months. It is said that at the moment of his conception, a God was made. Over the next 9 months, a tiny fetus would grow inside of her and would one day sprout to become the greatest individual to ever walk the planet.
On his right, the owner of the blessed womb...
Genetically Superior, Born from an Austrian God...
Gustav Schwarzenegger, the father of the legendary Arnold Schwarzenegger aka the Iceman, was an Austrian-born police officer during the mid-20th century. Although he did not transform his body into the magnificent God-like physique of his son, he clearly possessed superior genes and endowed his son with terrific DNA.
The Austrian God, Gustav the Great
A Man of Discriminating Taste... NEVER
Arnold has displayed his brute strength, his keen intellect, elegant attire, and now smmoth, savvy musicial preferences.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Ji Hyun to Jeremey
February 3, 2011
Jeremy,
To put it simply, your blog is pretty amazing.
All your paragraphs, pictures and opinions are well written, despite the many typos that are sprinkled throughout every single post. Your admiration with Arnold is impressive, and I thoguht that I should take some time out of my day to tell you all of this.
Good job Jeremy, even with all your bad grammar mistakes.
:),
-Ji Hyun
P.S. We did talk about you, but briefly. :)
Jeremy,
To put it simply, your blog is pretty amazing.
All your paragraphs, pictures and opinions are well written, despite the many typos that are sprinkled throughout every single post. Your admiration with Arnold is impressive, and I thoguht that I should take some time out of my day to tell you all of this.
Good job Jeremy, even with all your bad grammar mistakes.
:),
-Ji Hyun
P.S. We did talk about you, but briefly. :)
Literally Unimaginable Physique Coupled with Infallible Technique...
While some bodybuilders stray away from maintaing good form, Arnold perfected his technique as he increased weight. He was fully aware that his bodybuilding would affect the rest of his life.
As Depicted in the above picture, Arnold is curling somewhere around 500 pounds with picture-perfect form.
Competition Crumbling Beneath his very Feet...
Throughout Arnold's unprecedented run at 7 consecutive Mr. Olympia titles in the late 1970's and early 1980's, it goes without saying that the best bodybuilders in the business were all focused on one task, overtaking the most coveted position in the sport, Mr. Olympia. One of Arnold's most noble challengers was of course, the great Lou Ferrigno, Ferrigno held repsectable titles such as back-to-back Mr. Universe titles. He competed multiple times against Arnold in the most legendary bodybuilding competitions of them all, and every time fell victim to Arnold.
Extremely Respectable build of Ferrigno, but no competition for the iceman.
Man of Legend... Creator of Exercises...
Perfecting exercises, dominating workouts, embodying dedication. All accomplishments of the "iceman" and other bodybuilders for that matter (although none of them can even compare to the legend). But how many of them have created, and named a workout? None. The shoulder exercise that millions of bodybuilders implement into their workouts as a burnout or drop set is known as the " "Arnold Dumbbell Press". Rather than simply doing the generic shoulder press, Arnold and his unparalled imagination created a version of this exercise that is more deadly, painful, and overall amazing. Once at the 90 degree mark, Arnold implemented a complete rotation of the arms, thus resulting in death and in many cases, tears...
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